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These watercolor paintings are mounted on wood panels, with a protective matte wax coating. The face paintings come with a separate painted title card that explains the inner dialog, to mount, or not to mount.
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 |  Don't Lie to Sheila |
 Sabrina was losing faith that the cocktail boy was returning with her mai tai. |  Ava's parents didn't understand why babysitters never sat a second time. |
 Lucas didn't smell something bad. He just doesn't like your politics. |  Brit held eye contact with Ed in an attempt to make him think she was listening. |
 Hard liquor could have really helped Megan in social situations. |  Emma had few female friends. She thought it was because they were jealous but it was simply because she was a bitch. |
 Andre thought he looked pretty suave, until he saw Josh walk into the room. |  Gwen couldn't shake the thought that her friends must've been more intelligent when she first met them. |
 Iris began to doubt everything once she learned it wasn't called flamingo dancing. |  It dawned on Bert that his prowess in calculus had no application in real life. |
 People rarely knew what Shea was thinking, and they should be thankful. SOLD. |  Maria was perplexed as to why she was single. Her friends, however, were not. |
 Sean had never had his heart broken. Tomorrow, he meets Julia. |  Lord, grant me the strength to not punch his teeth out. |
 Raven eschewed pronouns altogether. |  It exhausted Bree to constantly try to appear interesting. |
 The party had sounded like a good idea when Terry left the house. |  Kel promised herself that no matter what Jess says, this really would be her last reunion. |
 Russ was a man of few words. |  Ellen's story was so long and dull, Carla feared she might nod off. |
 Lora replied, "yes, Sir," and then did exactly as she damn well pleased. |  Kiki cherished the first five seconds after she took off her bra. |
 Kim thought the party was going great until she saw Jocelyn walk into the room. |  Esperanza knows better, but chooses otherwise. |
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 |  Chico Rodriguez is not for sale but pet commissions are available. With or without sombrero. |
 Sold. It wasn't that Rita didn't like people...actually, that's exactly what it was. |  Sold. Nacho's Day Was Full of Possibility. |
 Sold. Carmen rarely got the joke and mistakenly thought her silence passed for understanding. |  Sold |
 Sold. Commission. |  Sold. Commission. |
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